{"id":46,"date":"2009-04-27T06:19:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T10:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scopsblog.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2011-07-19T12:28:14","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T16:28:14","slug":"requiescat-in-pace-2006-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scopsblog.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Requiescat In Pace 2006-2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few points of order before I write a real post (promise!)<\/p>\n<p>Note:\u00a0 Posts are ordered by relevance, from greatest to least.\u00a0 Feel free to stop reading when you get bored.\u00a0 You will not miss anything.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 614px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net\/photos-ak-snc1\/v2939\/74\/29\/11805641\/n11805641_39395093_211449.jpg\" alt=\"A coffin for a friend\" width=\"604\" height=\"453\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">A coffin for a friend<\/p><\/div>\n<p>-As you can see, part of the reason I have not posted to my gaming blog is because I have not had an Xbox 360 on which to game.\u00a0 By the by, if you happen to have a bricked 360 with a RRoD, e74 error, or a bad DVD-ROM drive and want to get rid of it, lemme know.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>-My Xbox had a blog, and was a whole lot better about posting than I was.\u00a0 Sadly, it will post no more.\u00a0 At least, this <a title=\"Scops' Xbox 360 can blog\" href=\"http:\/\/360voice.gamerdna.com\/tag\/Scops\">website<\/a> will keep posting filler until I associate it with a new machine.\u00a0 This post from April 16th was actually pretty poignant when I read it, considering the circumstances:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid. I&#8217;m afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I&#8217;m a&#8230; fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you&#8217;d like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. *click*&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Yes, that is bird shit on the flap of that box.\u00a0 A few birds decided to start nesting in the rafters of our garage, where all of my stuff happens to be at the moment.\u00a0 I managed to nail one with a BB gun, but they got wise and started hiding when they heard us.\u00a0 This was before the current rise in temperatures, however, and we simply decided to close all the doors for a day while the outer temperatures rose into the nineties.\u00a0 Today, no more chirping.<\/p>\n<p>-I had extensive sit-down time with the <em>Godfather 2<\/em> game on the PS3 while I looked after my sister&#8217;s house this past weekend.\u00a0 Overall, the game has a lot of fun in it, but I just cannot see throwing $60 down for it.\u00a0 The game take a lot of what was fun in the first game, which I loved, and throws in a few improvements, but there just is not enough there to last more than ten or fifteen hours.\u00a0 The biggest problem I had with the first game, which was how fast you could eat it after one measly soldier got the drop on you, is largely solved due to a forgiving health bar and the ability to keep a medic in your crew.\u00a0 However, repetition and a number of bugs in the game keep me from giving it a &#8220;buy it&#8221; recommendation.\u00a0 Rent it, instead, and wait for the price to drop before you throw down, if you want to play some more.<\/p>\n<p>-I posted my <a title=\"Thoughts OnLive\" href=\"http:\/\/scopsblog.com\/?p=48\">OnLive piece<\/a> on a website called Associated Content.\u00a0 I get paid per 1,000 page views (a whopping $1.50, if you are wondering), so if you were to&#8230; say, mosey on over and take a look at <a title=\"via Associated Content\" href=\"http:\/\/www.associatedcontent.com\/article\/1615499\/thoughts_on_onlive.html?cat=15\">this<\/a>, you would be doing your favorite blogger a favor.\u00a0 I do not expect much from that site; the fourth entry in the list of related articles is on a topical spray meant to delay premature ejaculations.\u00a0 Consider that a site search for the term &#8220;OnLive&#8221; produces eight results, all video-game related.\u00a0 And if you are wondering how big a splash I have made so far in that community, I have had eight page views up to the time of this writing, and I imagine half of those have been be checking the article for various reasons.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<strong>*Spoilers to follow*<\/strong> Unrelated mini-Rant:\u00a0 TV shows, if you want to surprise your viewers, <em>stop giving away key plot points<\/em> in the &#8220;next time on-&#8221; trailers!\u00a0 The writers for <em>24<\/em>* missed an awesome fan service opportunity when they brought Elisha Cuthbert back.\u00a0 You could have just mentioned in passing that Jack could be saved by a blood (etc) donation from a family member and let it slip until Renee pulls Jack aside, &#8220;Jack, there&#8217;s someone here to see you,&#8221; and <em>BAM<\/em> Kim&#8217;s back.\u00a0 But no, we had to find out a week before in a trailer, or at least during the opening credit roll.\u00a0 Or back in September when some bastard leaked it.<\/p>\n<p>I know you need to pull in viewers with your commercials, but how about a cryptic little, &#8220;And tonight, Chuck&#8217;s going to meet someone he thought he&#8217;d never see again,&#8221; instead of &#8220;OMG, that guy from <em>Quantum Leap<\/em>&#8216;s gonna be on Chuck tonight, watch, watch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Turns out that googling &#8220;elisha cuthbert 24 leaked&#8221; is not a very good idea.\u00a0 Good thing I did not do an image search.<\/p>\n<p>-I have been scratching that creative itch a bit lately, so do not be surprised if a few more shorts end up on the etc page in the near future.<\/p>\n<p>-I did not realize when the PS\/2 port on my computer went out how important a keyboard is to a writer.\u00a0 It took writing this entire post on this new Logitech USB one to realize how much I liked my old one.\u00a0 Why the <strong><em>hell<\/em><\/strong> did they have to go and change the position of the Home\/End\/Del\/PGUP\/DN keys?\u00a0 And the shift key is spongy.\u00a0 Argh!<\/p>\n<p>-Oh, and because it&#8217;s my blog and I can play the proud uncle whenever I want:\u00a0 Cute Baby!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"baby\" src=\"http:\/\/photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net\/photos-ak-snc1\/v2939\/74\/29\/11805641\/n11805641_39395092_7052431.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"453\" \/><\/column>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few points of order before I write a real post (promise!) 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